Actress. Rockstar. American Psycho-level banker. Amid all the glitzy and glamorous jobs touted from the lap of high-paying luxury, there's one profession that stands above the rest: UPS driver. 

Perched from the heights of their $50,000 delivery vehicle, the UPS driver literally and metaphorically looks down upon us all, aware of not only their role in modern commerce — as Newman once said, "When you control the mail...you control information." — but for our notable lack of drip. After all, not everyone can pull off brown on brown, a fact they know all too well. 

From umber numbers to jumpsuits that'll make you say cocoa-no she didn't, here are 27 of the most fashion-forward UPS drivers that'll stop you right in your delivery route.